Doing my daily NHL photo search occasionally yields some gems. You’ve seen some of the best ones with our caption contests and now this one pops up. This is obviously not Jack Nicholson, but damn, the resemblance is uncanny, no?

The question which now burns in my mind is:

Some items for your consideration…

-Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is? Do you?
-Marty, you’ve got a big surprise coming to you. You’re not going anywhere.
-Hello, Marty. It’s your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
-Nice outfit!
-Darling, I’ve got to get you to the church on time
-It’s time to retire! Feel free to drop in.
-You can’t handle the truth!
-That’s right, Mr. Brodeur. There is an Easter Bunny.

Feel free to submit your best for faux-Jack. Bonus points if you ID the movies (four of them) that I used to comprise the list of quotes.

Answers can be submitted below in the comment section, on our Facebook page and on twitter using the #BShelf hashtag.

The usual slate of playoff reaction and analysis will be on its way after tonight’s Caps-Rangers tilt.

Comments (2)

  1. My first reaction would be some version of “you’re still going to be playing when you’re 50″ but as the guy is wearing a Flyers jersey it’s probably “we’re gonna put 5 in your net tonight”.

    Oh Jack, how wrong you were.

  2. Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to MY FUTURE if Ilya Bryzgalov was to FAIL to live up to his responsibilities next year?

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