Doing my daily NHL photo search occasionally yields some gems. You’ve seen some of the best ones with our caption contests and now this one pops up. This is obviously not Jack Nicholson, but damn, the resemblance is uncanny, no?
The question which now burns in my mind is:
WHAT JACK NICHOLSON THING IS JACK NICHOLSON LOOK ALIKE SAYING TO MARTY BRODEUR?
Some items for your consideration…
-Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is? Do you?
-Marty, you’ve got a big surprise coming to you. You’re not going anywhere.
-Hello, Marty. It’s your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
-Darling, I’ve got to get you to the church on time
-It’s time to retire! Feel free to drop in.
-You can’t handle the truth!
-That’s right, Mr. Brodeur. There is an Easter Bunny.
Feel free to submit your best for faux-Jack. Bonus points if you ID the movies (four of them) that I used to comprise the list of quotes.
The usual slate of playoff reaction and analysis will be on its way after tonight’s Caps-Rangers tilt.