Dustin Penner's face, seen here being eaten by a mutant S.O.S pad.

Earlier today Ryan Lambert tweeted the following handy guide for evaluating the trustworthiness of people with beards, depending on how they choose to shave theirs in.

That means the range is anywhere from Al Borlein-full beard (very trustworthy) to the Hitler mustache (not so much), and everything in between. Very low on the trustworthy scale: the Sidney Crosby patchy beard, unfortunately.

If “full beard” is the most trustworthy, you could leave Dustin Penner in an open vault and he’d take nothing and lock the door behind him on his way out (thanks to @jessespector for the above image, taken at media day today).

Check the graphic out here: The Trustworthiness of Beards