Whimsical faces = fun

CAPTION CONTEST!

As many of you know, I’m a proprietor of fun around these parts and I encourage you all to be that way too. Naturally, when I saw a whimsical David Clarkson captured on film, I needed to run with it and I thought ‘What better way to explore his mind than running a caption contest for the brilliant minds of Backhand Shelf Nation?’

Here we are folks.

Tell us, what is David Clarkson’s perfect Sunday?

Rules:
1) Given the look on his face, it must begin with “Well,”
2) It must be funny

Some suggestions:
“Well, I print my own newspapers…”
“Well, I have these rare goldfish…”
“Well, I’m a big ‘Mork and Mindy’ fan…”

Go wild, folks. Wild.