Dustin Penner grew an amazing, amazing playoff beard. I mean really, that thing could’ve housed a full nest of birds, ala Peter Griffin.

But after teaming up with Philips-Norelco (kudos to them for spotting a great opportunity for exposure) and letting fans vote on what to turn THIS into…

….they came up with this:

How dapper.

For my money, they knocked it out of the park (fittingly, this picture is of him after throwing out the first pitch at the LA Dodgers game last night). That’s one awfully tidy set of handlebars.

(s/t Sean Leahy and MayorsManor.com)