In 2012, Dustin Brown was the captain of the Stanley Cup champion Los Angeles Kings. In 2012, Dustin Brown and his family also really needed milk. Unfortunately, some days on the calendar overlapped.

Here’s an image of Dustin Brown (bottom of the post), buying what appears to be a mere three gallons of milk (and nothing else), and oh, he brought something with him to the store.

This is the ultimate show of power from his wife. 

“We need milk, will you please go to the store and buy some.”

“Honey, it’s my one day with the Stanley Cup.”

“I didn’t say you had to leave it.” 


For some reason, this is the least surprising image ever. Pretty sure if I had to predict what Dustin Brown did with the Stanley Cup during his day I’d have said “I dunno. Go buy some milk with it or something.”

(Image via Reddit Hockey)