I seriously don’t know what to say.

Today I got an email that simply said “Ya’ll tell Shea to suck on this ditty!”, with the sign-off “-Curly.” The email address is from one “Curly Clump.”

Now, before you listen to this song – IT IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

I was torn about running it or not, because the language is just so, so terrible, but in the end, it was just too entertaining to not post.

SO AGAIN, IF YOU’RE EASILY OFFENDED, JUST DON’T LISTEN. Problem, solved.

It’s called “Hey, ‘Ol Shea,” and it’s a fine piece of country music. Apparently not everyone in Smashville was impressed with Shea signing an offer sheet somewhere else.