It’s November, which means it’s the time of year where dudes grow mustaches and raise money for charity. If you’ll recall, the charity thing wasn’t always a part of the deal, which just goes to show: some men really like growing mustaches.
With it being “Movember,” we thought we’d re-purpose some excellent Scott Lewis posts of yore: a three-part series that features the best ‘staches in hockey history.
So with out further ado, in no particular order, here’s your initial set. Let us know your faves (and recommended additions) in the comments. Plenty more to come.
Thick, dense, manly. That thing looks like it weighs 11 pounds.
“I assume these laugh lines were put there by God to dictate where mustaches end.”
His mustache may legitimately have a higher Q-score than him.
“You know what’d be good draping my mouth? A permanent frown, but not with clown make-up. Maybe hair?”
“Welp, I have no chance of being the most noticeable player in the league for any particular talent…what else could I do to stand out?”
“I’m eleven-foot six and 400 pounds of steel, but don’t like intimidating children. I could use some comic relief attached to the front of my head.”
*Not actually a mustache, just excess shredded wheat
“Ideally I’d like it to look like a fighter jet is flying into my nose.”
Moments later this fell off. Weak tape and perspiration hurt the cause.
If this were removed, then replaced about 11 inches up his head, it would perfectly fill in the lost hair. Hair solutions by Bourne. I’m not only the president, I’m client.
Fun fact: his mustache could be removed and used as nunchucks.
“Hi kids. Candy, puppies, yada yada. Just get in the van.”
Fun fact. At our family-run Hockey Greats Fantasy Camp, Bryan said he’d shave this beauty duster if we could raise $1,000 for charity. It was like, 2 a.m. after a long night. The money was raised in a heartbeat, and the deed was done while someone strummed “Sweet Home Alberta” in the background. That’s Clark Gillies with the broom beside him, who did the same.