Billy Smith, with the Fu Manalmost
Earlier in the month of Movember, Backhand Shelf began to re-purpose Scott Lewis‘ collection of Hockey’s Best Mustaches, for obvious reasons. These men deserve some recognition for their excellent cookie dusters. Here’s Part One of the list, with Part Two below. There’s still another one to come!
Owns a burlesque hall.
Glenn “Chico” Resch
Attends burlesque shows.
Is confused by the word “burlesque.”
Dates a burlesque dancer.
Describes his mustache as “burly,” or “burly-esque.”
Okay, enough burlesque jokes.
Odgers uses his mustache the way ants use their pinchers though, for real. Doesn’t need his hands to eat.
His gloves like his mustache so much, they’re trying to climb his arms to get closer to it.
Oh man, if I had that ‘stache I’d twist the shit out of it.
Dave “The Hammer” Schultz and Orest Kindrachuk
I’ll opt not to comment on those moosty’s, and instead inquire as to why someone has (accurately) thrown Kindrachuk a life preserver.
Man, this picture should be a meme. Or a personal ad. Hey girl.
The laugh at the end of the below clip? Vachon is mid-doing that.