Guess what guys, Alexander Ovechkin actually scored a goal and the Washington Capitals won their first game of the season.

I know…I’m scared too.

Is he back? Is this the start of a legendary goal scoring run that would make the great Mike Bossy green with envy or at the very least purple with confusion? Is this just a small blip on the radar as he continues his descent into mediocrity?

I don’t really have an answer to any of these questions, but I will say this: he sure can hammer a puck.