A lot of the hype that surrounds entry drafts, for all sports, is unwarranted. It’s not that the draft can’t hugely affect the future of a team, it’s that beyond the first half-dozen picks or so, it’s awfully tough to figure out if a team drafted well or not. Because of that, we get a lot of hype in the form of “Our team is pumped because we drafted Name Namerson, Dude McHandle and Words O’Backcheck.” Sure, whatever.
But as I noted above, those first few picks, well…they rarely miss. They may not all become Sidney Crosby, but almost all of them end up being effective NHLers.
Tonight the NHL holds its annual draft lottery, where one lucky team gets word that they have the honour of picking first overall, and that they’ll likely have either Seth Jones or Nathan MacKinnon in their line-up next season. Also, we get to watch grown-ass men be super-awkward.
It’s on TSN, the NBC Sports Network and the NHL Network at 8:00 p.m. EST for those who’d like to follow along, comment and all the rest.
For starters, here are the odds each non-playoff team gets the #1 overall pick:
|Tampa Bay Lightning||14.2%|
|New Jersey Devils||2.7%|
|Columbus Blue Jackets||0.5%|
7:55: TSN just previewed a four-plus minute “The Hangover”-style clip that’s going to run later tonight involving Duthie, Dreger and the rest, which I’m really, really hoping shows up online later for me to share.
UPDATE: Here you go:
7:59: LET’S DO THIS.
8:01: I love that they use ping pong balls and a bingo popper machine for this. Like, given the effect the draft lottery has on teams, and thus their success, and thus their financial well-being, and all the rest…ping pong balls. That’s how we do this.
(Update: Nope. Envelopes. Just envelopes.)
8:04: It’s pretty crazy they do an entire show to highlight one team moving one spot.
8:06: The panel of team representatives in the draft lottery is always kind of hilarious. “Proud to be here representing our monumental failure over the past four months, James.” (That’s harsh, but come on, the awkwardness is exceptional.)
8:09: Or as Tyler Dellow put it:
I like how they have all those shots of depressed looking NHL management types as they go to commercial.
— mc79hockey (@mc79hockey) April 30, 2013
8:11: Seth Jones: “I think I’m a shutdown defenseman who can provide offense.” Teams: “Yeah that’s sort of appealing.”
8:13: Your International Scouting Service Top 10
8:15: McKenzie: “Four out of 10 scouts I polled had Jonathan Drouin ranked ahead of Nathan MacKinnon, and one actually had him number one overall.”
8:16: McKenzie’s Top 10: Jones, MacKinnon, Drouin, Barkov, Nichushkin, Lindholm, Monahan, Ristolainen, Zadorov, Nurse/Shinkaruk.
8:17: The worst part of this, undeniably, is the respectable older gentleman expected to react on camera to a possible gold card being pulled, but also not wanting to seem TOO excited.
8:19: LUMBUS and crew maintain their picks, don’t move up. This is a weird method. I thought we were doing popping balls?
8:20: What did I miss about this? Did we miss the ball part? There’s just names in envelopes, placed by the NHL??
8:21: Oh man, now they’re cutting to disappointed men who are further disappointed that they didn’t win the lottery. SO MUCH DISAPPOINTMENT.
8:22: Funny that they have some model posting the cards.
“Look, guys, draft lotteries are sexy and all, but can we jam some cleavage in there someplace?”
— Patrick Burke (@BurkieYCP) April 30, 2013
8:22: AHHHHHHHHHHH KERMIT THE FROG ARMSSSSSSSSSSSS – COLORADO GETS THE FIRST OVERALL PICK.
8:22: Hey, remember when the Avs were like, “Hey, we need a cornerstone d-man. Didn’t Erik Johnson go #1 overall? Let’s trade for him.” That was funny.
8:24: This is going to work out fine for Florida. It’s not like they’re so stacked up front they’re allowed to be bummed about getting a stud forward. Hell, they may have taken one with #1 anyway.
8:26: Kinda cool if Seth Jones does end up going to Colorado:
The #Avs win Draft lottery. Seth Jones grew up skating in Denver. Dad Popeye coaching in Brooklyn for Nets/Bulls needs (Mile)high 5!
— Deb Kaufman Placey (@DebPlacey) April 30, 2013
8:28: And finally, some Twitter thoughts:
The Avs will get to pick hometown kid, Seth Jones, who learned to skate and play growing up in the Denver area. He’s a franchise D-man.
— EJ Hradek (@EJHradek_NHL) April 30, 2013
Again, the top-four were considered a cut above the rest of the prospects. This is good for the #preds they didn’t fall back.
— JoshuaCooper (@JoshuaCooper) April 30, 2013
Well I for one CANNOT BELIEVE that the 96% chance that the Flyers would stay at 11th manifested itself. That’s some rigged shit there.
— Kurt (@Kurt_BSH) April 30, 2013
You’d have to think Seth Jones will be off the board by the time Tampa Bay picks at 3; so get to know Nathan MacKinnon or Jonathan Drouin
— Erik Erlendsson (@erlendssonTBO) April 30, 2013
You’re all wonderful people for your congratulations and I’m going to need all of you again when they draft Sean Monahan
— Anthrax Jones (@AnthraxJones) April 30, 2013
8:32: Welp, that was fun. Until tomorrow, friends. Here’s official order of the 2013 NHL Entry Draft:
1. Colorado Avalanche
2. Florida Panthers
3. Tampa Bay Lightning
4. Nashville Predators
5. Carolina Hurricanes
6. Calgary Flames
7. Edmonton Oilers
8. Buffalo Sabres
9. New Jersey Devils
10. Dallas Stars
11. Philadelphia Flyers
12. Phoenix Coyotes
13. Winnipeg Jets
14. Columbus Blue Jackets