Wednesday night’s NHL action gave us plenty of reason to be excited about the season, mostly because it confirmed something we thought we already knew: Patrick Roy is a crazy person. We’ll get to that and more below.
* Jonathan Bernier made his debut with the Leafs last night, and made good on it. It can’t be easy when you’re battling for a starting job and the other guy pitches a .919 save percentage and grabs a win in Montreal on opening night, but he wasn’t intimidated. He went into Philadelphia and made 32 saves on 33 shots for a .969 of his own.
* Dave Bolland (two goals, his first two as a Leaf) and Prince Joffrey Lupul (two assists) both had good nights.
* Nathan MacKinnon made his NHL debut and looked great doing it. He started the year with two assists, both of which were beautiful demonstrations of vision and resulted in Jamie McGinn goals.
* Jimmy Howard stopped 19 of 20 shots.
* Something called a Zemgus Girgensons scored his first NHL goal (he’s a tiny 19-year-old Latvian with such a cool name, obviously.)
Patrick Roy is a crazy person
Through 59 minutes and 40 seconds, the story of the game was that the Avalanche absolutely mauled the Anaheim Ducks. In fact, here’s a picture of Nathan MacKinnon in his debut:
They were steamrolling a team many thought would be far better than them 6-0 as the game wound to a close. But no-no. Ben Lovejoy may-or-may-not have semi-kneed MacKinnon, Jacob Silvferberg scored a meaningless goal, some words were exchanged, and Patrick Roy put out some of his big boys (as he should – no reason to have little scorers out there). Then all hell broke loose, Roy snapped and got caught up in a chirp-fest with Corey Perry, and followed that up with damn near pushing the entire bench divider onto Bruce Boudreau’s head:
— Anaheim Ducks (@AnaheimDucks) October 3, 2013
I’ll bet COL coach Patrick Roy will get call, and fine, from NHL, for last night’s outburst. Verbal stuff fine, pushing the glass a no-no.
— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) October 3, 2013
Pavel Datsyuk scored one of the best goals in recent memory
I promise you I won’t gush over every nice goal that’s scored in the NHL like I’m going to this one – this one just happened to be truly exceptional. For those who’ve never been on skates, it’s tough to explain the difficulty level of the goal. Why does he have a strafe button the rest of us don’t have?
The things I loved:
* Solid positional play to be able to knock down the Sabres’ clearing attempt. (And while we’re talking basics here, nice puck support on the breakout earlier in the clip – he easily handles the pass on his backhand, and gets it to Ericsson quickly.)
* The first stride to elude the guys (now) behind him while controlling the bouncing puck
* The full-body fake. Oohhhh, the full-body fake. That made me make sounds like I was in a Herbal Essence commercial.
* THE BACKHAND. Shelf, no less. I’ve often said that Sidney Crosby has the best backhand in the history of hockey, but every time I do someone reminds me of Datsyuk and I have to rein it in and go “Oh yeah, that dude is easily on par”. Even if you’ve never skated, grab a stick and a puck in your garage and try to replicate this Datsyuk shot. Unless it’s actually Crosby reading this, you can’t do it.
* Ilya Bryzgalov signed with Las Vegas of the ECHL(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). He’s a Las Vegas Wrangler. In the ECHL.
He’s a rich, NHL-quality goaltender who is a Las Vegas Wrangler playing hockey out The Orleans Hotel & Casino, across from a strip club. Somebody get the cameras fired up for this, please. I need this to be covered like 24/7, only closer.
* Coyotes goaltender Thomas Greiss got a terrifying mask. Who wants to look at this in their stall every day?
Check out Coyotes goalie Thomas Greiss’s new mask… pic.twitter.com/LNlJSfbyoo
— Dave Vest (@davest4yotes) October 2, 2013
In the words of the great Drew Magary, NOPE.
* And finally, from Redditor “Freisenburger,” this grocery story in Canada’s capital isn’t fooling around with their pixel art. Go Sens go.