The Tampa Bay Buccaneers grossed out the sporting world recently with the announcement that several of their players are fighting MRSA infections. Football doesn’t get to have all the fun where nasty bugs are concerned, so this week we’ll take you on a tour of some disgusting locker room infections. You’re welcome.
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Posted by Jo Innes under Cannibal Corpse, Cringe-Worthy, Ew Gross, General Nastiness, Injuries, NHL, NHL Injuries, The Quiet Room, Vancouver Canucks on Oct 16, 2013
Posted by Jo Innes under Cats, Ew Gross, General Awfulness, General Nastiness, General Ouchiness, Injuries, The Quiet Room on Sep 30, 2013
This year’s preseason injury report is taking a new form, and we’re introducing a new term. Much like the Montoya Line is the standard for average goaltending against which all other goaltenders are measured, the Gagner is the standard for hurlworthy injuries against which all other injuries will now be measured.
Posted by Jo Innes under Ew Gross, General Ouchiness, Montreal Canadiens, NHL Injuries, Really?, Smile, The Quiet Room, Toronto Maple Leafs on Feb 19, 2013
The human mouth is a filthy, filthy place. So is a hockey player once they’re more than a few minutes into a game, and the combination of the two is a not-uncommon occurrence in the NHL. Mikhail Grabovski’s (alleged) biting of Max Pacioretty’s arm, Alex Burrows’ (obvious) biting of Patrice Bergeron’s finger, Marc Savard’s (repeated) biting of everyone’s everything, and countless other incidents of mouth versus body part have grossed us all out year after year.
Posted by Justin Bourne under Ew Gross, General Hilarity on Dec 07, 2012
It’s the CBA.