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THE NHL IS BACK, BABY! (...sigh. Okay, not really.)

Hi.

We’re here.

It’s the first day of the NHL season. I’m so jacked it’s finally here.

Fucking CBA.

ANYWAY, Let’s break down what shoulda coulda woulda been tonight’s NHL action in the same manner I would if there were actually hockey tonight, because I’m assuming that you, like me, are a complete masochist who feels like torturing yourself by realizing what a great day today could have been. Let’s all start pulling out clumps of hair.

 Boston Bruins vs.  Philadelphia Flyers Read the rest of this entry »