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Some people had bad nights on Monday, while others chose MAD nights.

(S/t to @MTLDrivefor25)

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Eugene Melnyk is not just the owner of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the owner who put together a forensic investigation to try to prove that Matt Cooke intentionally cut the achilles of Erik Karlsson with his skate. He’s a bit out there, and a lot involved.

He also doesn’t seem to get how social media works, given the following tweet, which I’m sure launched 10,000 fire-packed tweets back in his direction.

The Penguins and Senators start their playoff series tomorrow night. This seems like the perfect way to kick it off.

Credit to @BonksMullet for the .GIF

According to Sens’ GM Bryan Murray, he’s been skating with the team’s black aces, which is step one to getting himself back in the line-up.

You can listen to Murray talk about Spezza’s deal here for more (stick-tap to @ChrisJLund).

Really, though, it’s just an excuse to share the above .GIF, which is Earth’s Greatest Thing. Also great: this video compilation we made of Spezza laughing last year:

I do love me some Jason Spezza.

(Post-updated at bottom, 8:50 a.m. EST)

Tonight the Toronto Maple Leafs lost in overtime to the Boston Bruins. CBC often had their cameras fixed on the Reimer family, as his mother and wife were side-by-side, suffering through each and every play with James, the Leafs’ tender. When teams provide the players with family tickets, they lump them all together. That means Reimer’s family would be in the same section as Dion Phaneuf’s girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert.

After the overtime winner was scored, they cut back to the Reimer family, only to see James’ wife giving a look to Cuthbert, who promptly rolls her eyes and dismisses her. It’s a hilarious moment because you can probably guess what happened: the Bruins scored, Cuthbert made some half-thought out exclamation as all fans do (something like “oh you gotta stop that!” or “stupid goalie!”), Mrs. Reimer gives her the eyes and maybe says something, and…awwwkwarrrrd.

Some have theorized Reimer is giving Cuthbert the gears for her husbands’ bad pinch in overtime. I’d give that 1000/1 odds at best. Fan blames goalie, goalies family is nearby. Happens in every rink the world over every weekend.

(The other option: they’re mutually eye-rolling at another nearby fan. But I dunno. Let’s just pretend they were mad at each other because it’s the juicier gossip story and that’s fun.)

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I swear to god, it’s like I’m 12 years-old some days.

(Stick tap to ComplexMag, @extrabasehit)

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The commentator called the above pose a “downward-facing desert dog,” and to someone with a limited knowledge of yoga (me), I accept his proposal.

Adam Burish blocks the attempted shot of Oliver Ekman-Larsson, who then seems to carry on to give Burish a little extra somethin’-somethin’, then…I dunno, gets tangled in a web of confusion, I guess. And here’s what you end up with:

Full video below:

(Stick-tap to @cerise8192)

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Howdy y’all! The Backhand Shelf Trade Deadline Drinking Game video, featuring our two brave friends Archi Zuber and Kyle Smith, is up and ready to watch.

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