Archive for the ‘General Hilarity’ Category

don cherry raccoon

I assume that if you’re the type who reads hockey blogs, you’ve also given Twitter a go. If you haven’t, get your s**t together and do it.

Don Cherry has, and while he’s still a sharp as he ever was, he’s definitely launched himself head-first into full old-guy-on-porch-in-a-rocking-chair-with-a-shotgun mode. Here’s what Don’s tweeting about today. Read the rest of this entry »

chara gerbe

And I know, the “who’s taller?” debate just won’t seem to go away with these two. Well, that image above was shared by Sauce Hockey this morning, and I kinda love it. Mostly I love how amused the fans are by the two lining up for the draw.

Zdeno Chara is a full 6’9″ (tallest player in the NHL), while diminutive Sabres’ forward Nathan Gerbe is just a lil’ guy, at 5’5″ (shortest player in the NHL).

We should note, of course, that this is nothing new to Gerbe. His teammate, John Scott, is fairly sizable human as well, at 6’8″. Buddy comedy writers are lining up around the block.

scott gerbe 3 Read the rest of this entry »

A conversation at Fox 11 in Anaheim:

“We need somebody to do sports today.”

“Mark likes sports.”

“Let’s have Mark do sports.”

“I like where your heads at – Mark, here are the topics for today, you’re going to do sports.” 

“I’m down. Not real familiar with ice basketball though.”

“How hard could it be?”

“Good point. LET’S DO THIS.”

(S/t to  Puck Daddy)

mystery

This story went from “come on no way” to “ohhhhh” to “okay, that’s still hilarious” in a couple minutes for me.

Can I interest you in a similar roller coaster?

First, video #1

NHL.com captionBruins assistant coach Geoff Ward blindly tosses his earpiece over the glass into a fan’s beverage. Read the rest of this entry »

hockey fall pic

The above picture is from a charity game in Toronto this weekend between the NHL Alumni and a team from the Toronto Transit Commission.

From the Toronto Star:

To partake in the ceremonial puck drop, [Mary-Margaret] McMahon walked out to centre ice on a red carpet, accompanied by officials including TTC CEO Andy Byford, Kevin Morton of the Amalgamated Transit Unionand TTC chair Karen Stintz, who brought along her two kids. As a TTC employee skated over for the faceoff, he hit a rut and lost control, said McMahon. Suddenly, she found herself in a heap on the ice, alongside Stintz and her kids, Byford and another TCC employee.

My worst fears as a player come true.

I apologize for filing this picture under “General Hilarity” given the tears from McMahon’s daughter and all, but I mean…come on. …Right? Everyone’s okay. Therefore, that’s generally hilarious.

(S/t to Puck Daddy)

Vancouver Canucks v Phoenix Coyotes

Mike Smith has taken his goaltender right of contact immunity too far.

When the puck goes behind the net and the opposing team is going to be first on it, Smith likes to leave his net to play the puck away from them, but then he likes to take away any conceivable lane for the forechecker to skate through to avoid plowing him. And when they do take a piece, holy smokes, it looks like Scott Stevens himself headed behind the net with ill will and trucked him Lindros-style.

I will say: it’s not like guys are fully trying to avoid him or anything (he’s out there and a goalie, so…yeah), just funny that it continually happens to him, no?

Here’s what happened last night, Alex Edler edition:

Edler doesn’t exactly try not to hit him, but where’s he supposed to go? Jump the back of the net?

Hey, remember Andrew Shaw in 2012? Read the rest of this entry »

You knew things were bad in Buffalo, but the good news for them is, they’ve passed sad and entered hilarious. Posted by YouTube user JenRossi1991, enjoy the Buffalo Sabres liquidation event.

(Stick-tap to Puck Daddy)