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Scott Carefoot
Recent Posts
Presented without comment: DeMar DeRozan vs. “That Good Guy from the Gym”
Posted by Scott Carefoot under DeMar DeRozan on Nov 02, 2012
Game Thread: Pacers vs. Raptors
Posted by Scott Carefoot under Game thread, Indiana Pacers on Oct 31, 2012
(Video by the always-awesome Turbozone.)
Start time: 7:00 PM ET
Channel: TSN
Probable starting lineups
Toronto: Kyle Lowry, DeMar DeRozan, Landry Fields, Andrea Bargnani, Jonas Valanciunas
Indiana: George Hill, Paul George, Gerald Green, David West, Roy Hibbert
Injury report
Toronto: No reported injuries.
Indiana: Danny Granger is out indefinitely with knee soreness, while George Hill is probable for tonight.
Random thoughts
- These game threads didn’t get a lot of traffic last year, so we’re going to keep these quick and dirty so they don’t take up a lot of our time. We’d love to see more of you hang out in the comments during the game, though!
- The Raptors are 9-8 in season openers, and 6-5 in season openers at home.
- Jonas Valanciunas will face a big test — literally — guarding seven-foot-two Roy Hibbert in Jonas’ first NBA game. This looks like one of those matchups where Jonas’ could get into foul trouble early.
- The Pacers went 3-0 against the Raptors last season. In their most recent matchup, the Pacers won 103-98, but they had Granger in their lineup while Bargnani sat the game out for the Raptors.
- Nice shoes, Amir.
RaptorBlog 2012-13 Player Profiles: Jonas Valanciunas
Posted by Scott Carefoot under Jonas Valanciunas, Player Previews on Oct 18, 2012
We’re going to handle preseason player profiles differently this year on RaptorBlog. For each player on the 2012-13 Raptors’ active roster, Joseph Casciaro and I are going to email our thoughts back and forth and then post the resulting conversation on the blog. It’s an edgy new form of journalism! Or something…
Jonas Valanciunas, C, 6’11″, 250 lbs.
2011-12 Eurocup Stats: 16 Games, 23.3 MPG, 10.8 PPG, 7.6 RPG, 0.9 APG, 1.6 BPG, 0.3 SPG, 63.4 FG%, 0.0 3P%, 80.0 FT%, 26.7 PER
RaptorBlog 2012-13 Player Profiles: Terrence Ross
Posted by Scott Carefoot under Player Evaluations, Terrence Ross on Oct 16, 2012
We’re going to handle preseason player profiles differently this year on RaptorBlog. For each player on the 2012-13 Raptors’ active roster, Joseph Casciaro and I are going to email our thoughts back and forth and then post the resulting conversation on the blog. It’s an edgy new form of journalism! Or something…
Terrence Ross, SG/SF, 6’6″, 195 lbs.
2011-12 NCAA Stats: 35 Games, 31.1 MPG, 16.4 PPG, 6.4 RPG, 1.4 APG, 0.9 BPG, 1.3 SPG, 45.7 FG%, 37.1 3P%, 77.4 FT%, 22.4 PER



