About a year ago, we all learned about how Ron Artest intentionally tires himself out and ignores gameplans just to make defense harder for him. We had some laughs because of course Ron Artest would do something like that because he’s wackadoodle.

Now it’s 2012 and he’s Metta World Peace. But he’s still the same guy on the inside, and he still has hilarious opinions on defense. From ESPN:

“The defense, I got to bring it back,” World Peace said after practice Thursday, a day after putting up three points, seven assists, five rebounds, two steals and a block while playing a season-high 38 minutes. “I got bored with defense because it was so easy for me to stop people over the years. I got real bored with it. When you’re playing against guys and you’re stopping guys every single time, what else are you going to do [but get bored]? It caught up to me, but this year I’m doing better. This year I’m almost back to where I want to be.”

Well, at least this is intellectually consistent with a guy who seeks out ways to make things more difficult for himself. It makes a ton of sense that if you were bored with defense that you would do stuff that would make it more exciting. It’s like Jack White only wanting to play with equipment from the 1960′s because he likes the challenge of mastering old stuff.

Of course, that’s music and this is professional sports, where it seems like most everyone is doing everything they can to make things easier for themselves. But Metta World Peace isn’t the same as most professional athletes. He’s been so good at defense for so long — he made his first All-Defensive second team in 2003 — that he maybe would get bored. Why wouldn’t he think “this is easy for me?” He changed his name to Metta World Peace. Anything is possible.

The interesting thing is that this is pretty much MWP admitting he hasn’t been as good defensively as he should be. Sure, he’s phrasing it along the lines of he’s been so good for so long that even he takes it for granted, but even that is ceding that he isn’t trying as hard as he should be. Even if he’s bored, like he says, he also seems to have just realized that he still needs to try hard. And considering his defense has fallen off considerably, he’s right about that.

As you’ll see with gifted children, you have to find a way to keep them engaged in school, even when their classes aren’t super challenging. Basically, the Lakers just need to treat Metta World Peace like a very smart, very quirky 11-year-old if they want him to play classic Ron Artest defense. Come to think of it, that’s probably a pretty solid strategy all around.

(via PBT)

Exhibit A — Shaq Rocks Undies on National Television
Apparently, Shaq thinks stripping down to your underwear is the funniest thing ever. He did the pink bikini thing on “Shaq Vs.,” he tried to get Charles Barkley to do the same, and then he tucked his dress shirt in to boxer briefs and aimlessly walked around the “Inside the NBA” studio. I am not sure why he loves doing this so much, but I only wore Underoos and galoshes when I was four years old, so I understand where he’s coming from.

Exhibit B — Doc Clarifies His Profession
Everything about this makes me laugh. I really like how it seems like Doc is checking on Jameer Nelson is just a setup so he can make his classic “I’m not a real doctor, I’m just Doc Rivers” joke. Then, just to make sure everyone got it, he makes sure Glen Davis tells everybody. Too funny.

You can probably tell where my vote’s going, but maybe you love the sight gag of a giant man wearing a dress shirt tucked in to boxer briefs. To each their own. Just let us know what you think in the comments.

Ballin: Paul Pierce went for 24, 10 and six. Blake Griffin went for 20, nine and eight. Cool.

Not so much: Things looked pretty good for the Magic when they were scoring more points in the first half than they did in their last game with the Celtics. But then they played the second half and proceeded to blow their 21-point halftime lead in about 15 minutes of game time. Plus, they only scored eight points in the fourth quarter. Nice work, gentlemen.

That’s far: Rudy Gay has crazy range (“crange”).

It’s no Lorenzo Brown, but still pretty far.

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I’m a little unclear on one thing — was the Celtics’ comeback win over the Magic a bar fight? Just let me know.

(via EOB)

Between Gregg Popovich kind of smiling and Tim Duncan making a joke, this video clip deserves a spot in the Smithsonian. Watching this is like seeing a unicorn riding Halley’s Comet.

(via OT)

Once upon a time, the Washington Wizards were the worst team in the league — possibly the worst of all-time — and basically just served as a human meme factory for blogs seeking hilarious content. It was the best of times, unless you were a Wizards fan, and then it was the worst of times.

It’s a new day in the nation’s capitol. Randy Wittman is the new coach, undefeated in his tenure as Wizards as head honcho and is boasting a 17-point margin of victory in his one-game reign. Things are off to a great start.

According to Wittman, the Wizdawgs still need to break some old habits if they want to not be terrible. And it’s not going to be easy. From the DC Sports Bog:

“You know, it’s like any bad habit we have, all right? If you’re a smoker, you ain’t gonna drop those cigarettes the first day, all right? I’ve got to help them kick some of these bad habits that we’re into. That’s all it is. We’ve fallen into playing a way that is not conducive for us to win. So when I see them pull out a cigarette, I’ve got to take it out of their mouth. All right? That’s basically what I’m trying to do.

This is a perfect analogy. Learning to play team basketball can be very hard, and if you’ve ever known someone who is trying to stop smoking, then you know that’s really tough too. A lot of times it doesn’t take the first time and people relapse. It’s a serious challenge and we need to be there to support the people we care about so much.

To be honest, I’m not even sure if I’m talking hoops or nicotine any more. All I know is that it sounds like the Wizards need to get some ill-advised jumpshots gum and one-on-one patches if they’re still going to get their fix of bad basketball. Quitting cold turkey is almost impossible.

“Someone has a voodoo doll and is putting pins in me.”Andrew Bogut, explaining his injury woes

This is a non-block for a couple of reasons — it should have been goaltending and it came after a foul — but it’s still an incredible play. He jumps from just inside the free throw line and has to duck his head to stop from hitting the backboard. That’s just silly.

(via Oskar Jamtander)

Almost 40 years ago, Martin Luther King, Jr. gave a speech calling for equality between races. He had a vision, he said, that white players, black players and all those foreign players that get called Euros no matter where they’re from would throw alley-oops to one another on an NBA basketball court. It was the sequel to his far-more-famous “I Have a Dream” speech, and while it wasn’t nearly as notable, it certainly pertains to the subject at hand.

“What’s the subject?” you ask. Only the Lakers throwing alley-oops to Josh McRoberts, of course. From the Los Angeles Times:

After watching a video clip of McRoberts jamming a reverse dunk off an alley-oop from Metta World Peace against Dallas, Lakers Coach Mike Brown said that Bryant turned to the team and said, ‘”Wow, the game is changing.

“I’ve never seen a black guy throw an alley-oop to a white guy before.’”

It’s a crazy world out there, guys. Black guys are throwing alley-oops to white guys, Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace, dogs and cats are living together — it’s mass hysteria.

Sure, there have been white guys in the dunk contest as long ago as 1987 and Brent Barry won it the year before Kobe took home the crown and Blake Griffin is half-white so he kind of counts, but still. This is unprecedented. Black guys throwing alley-oops to white guys in 2012? Unbelievable.

Like Kobe said, the game sure is changing. Next thing you know, people will consider a black guy one of the best shooters of all-time. I don’t want to be presumptuous, but it’s almost like racial stereotypes are outdated in today’s NBA.

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