“Gilbert Arenas wore a thick beard, a No. 9 jersey and an expression lacking of any joy whatsoever. He looked like someone posing for a mug shot instead of a publicity photo as the Washington Wizards crew took picture after picture, the photographers trying in vain to get him to crack even the slightest smile. It was the eve of training camp, and the carefree personality formerly known as Agent Zero was nowhere to be found.” — AP
Honestly, I hope it’s a hoax, too.