Sorry, Laker fans, but you know how it goes — jokingly mimic guns with your fingers and get suspended for a year then come back the next season with a gnarly beard. A precedent has been set and those are the rules. The NBA can’t have this kind of pantomimed gunplay poisoning the league.

Good luck three-peating with Theo Ratliff and Sasha Vujacic running the show.

(Note: It should be very obvious that this is a joke and that the Lakers do not have to start Theo Ratliff and Sasha Vujacic. Sorry for any inadvertent heart attacks.)

Comments (16)

  1. You do realise you’re going to get a bunch of traffic from people that can’t read “notes” and only stop at the headlines, but still manage to post their opinion?

    Expect lots of CAPS LOCK and grammatical errors

  2. WAT THE FCUK IS GOIN ON? DVID STERN IS A BTICH WHY KOBE IS GETIN SPSENDED!!!!

    Whoops. Forgot to read the notes..

  3. Not funny, Gilbert is not amused.

  4. Slow news day? My twitter feed says it is.

  5. Oh noes and stuff.

  6. Got this link sent to me with: “WTF!!!???!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!??!!?!?!??!!!!!???” as the subject line; good times. lol.

    Speaking of the Lakers, Ron-Ron needs to go with an Artis Gilmore look for this year:

    http://www.giantbomb.com/artis-gilmore/94-6568/

    Oct.26th – can’t wait!

    GO LAKERS!

  7. If only! HAHA! What a way it would be for Jackson to finish up his career. “Is it to late for me to erase my name on the contract?”

  8. too* My bad. That’s what I get for not proof-reading.

  9. PLEASE SEND TREY KERBY BACK TO YAHOO

  10. lol look at the number of tweets

  11. Nah, Trey Kerby is fine here. In fact, he’s one of the only readable bloggers on Yahoo! Not like that ignorant and extremely dumb jerk Kelly Dwyer. God I hate that man more than I hate Cristiano Ronaldo. And I hate CR with all my soul.

    Seriously, I like written blog entries, Trey is doing a great job. TBJ was already great with the daily shows (huge fan, tried to talk my friends into watching you guys) with Tas and Skeets, now it’s even better.

  12. @Barachat: You’ve got it right! Trey is awesome at this! Thanks Trey!

  13. @ HughBalls…. Doubt it.

  14. 2007 Gil would laugh at this. 2010 Gil would read this and go all Tommy Sheppard on it and solemnly look away. Then he’d go shoot on a court without a ball.

    Above the rim? Anyone?

  15. Do you get paid to write this kind of garbage? If so, are you guys hiring? Posting fake news stories seems a bit easier than my current job.

  16. Skeets, Tas, I used to be a huge fan of the Jones. HUUGE fan. Watched and read every damn bit you guys made. Made it a point to catch up if ever I missed any.

    But then…

    Trey Kerby happened. Hey, I’m sure he’s a nice guy. I’m sure he knows his basketball. I’m sure he’s a fun fella. But I’m sorry, he does not hold the humor and the material that you guys could do. Could you do something about it?

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