There are a lot of things we can learn about Joakim Noah from this very matter-of-fact interview with ESPN Magazine. For instance:
- We were in his house, right then.
- He has two fish — Joe and Domino.
- Either he is a fan of the Doors, or he has a very strong grasp on the concept of irony.
- He’s the kind of guy who would buy a small picture of a chimpanzee at Venice Beach.
- Coconut water cures his hangovers.
- If he drinks an Igniter Shot from NO-Xplode before a workout, he will run through a wall.
- He built a home gym and then filled it with energy so that he can lift heavy weights.
- Rather than buying his friends jewelry, he takes them to Maui and waterfalls.
- If his neighborhood would let him, he’d paint his house a funky red because the gray is too dull.
- And one more thing…
He’s a big-time supporter of hemp, though we pretty much knew that already.
(via Blog-a-Bull, by way of Foul Balls)
You neglected that part of the ‘energy’ in his weight room includes this creepy clown drawing: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/468983/NoahCreepyClown.JPG
Its video’s like this that make me love the internets.
He’s the clownbomb.
Hrmm…coconut water you say.