I love some big guy/small guy jokes as much as the next guy who enjoys laughing at height disparities, but put me on record as preferring Blane Harrington to Chris Justice. Something tells me David Stern will agree. Grenade humor is a classic and all, but this whole thing just screams “awkward” at the top of its lungs.

Nonetheless, it’s good to see that Chris Bosh is breaking out of his shell and giving the people what they want — guns, pretty ladies and a little person. That, my friends, is the real “Big Three.”