Hey all you single ladies with mad technology skills out there, you’re going to want to read this post very, very well. I’d even suggest you bookmark it so you can come back later to make sure you got the details right, because this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that’s coming at you through a computer. Sit down, grab some Wheat Thins and get ready to have your socks rocked.

Check this out:

Dallas Mavericks Shawn Marion is giving you ladies a chance to win a date with him here on Facebook and Twitter. All you have to do is record a 30 second video telling Matrix why you should be chosen. Then post your YouTube link here on Facebook.

Boom, dates with Shawn Marion are on the line. Just submit your best video dating pitch on Facebook and you’ll have a chance to go on a date with the Matrix. You will be “the One.” That’s a Wachowski zing, if you’re scoring at home.

Don’t get ahead of yourself, fellas who might want to go on a date with Shawn Marion to discuss the intracacies of NBA basketball. Winning a night with Shawn is only for the ladies, obviously. No Matrix-o. Instead, dudes get autographed prizes from Shawn. Gotta keep ‘em separated, as your favorite band, The Offspring, would say.

So, hurry up, ladies. You’ve only got a week to get your video ready. Allow me to recommend something along these lines.

(via Jeff Weiss)