Eric Gordon was such a dunking machine last night, that the above dunk — an early dunk of the year candidate in its own right — wasn’t even the best dunk he had last night.

No, my friends, this was his best dunk of the night:

“Here comes the boom” — P.O.D., 2002 (Sorry.)

Awesome call, by the way. Both the exultant “OH ME OH MY!” and the hilariously calm “and a nice dunk by Eric Gordon.” Combining those two is like remaking “The Shawshank Redemption” with 1994 Jim Carrey in the lead role.