Just today, Carmelo Anthony said he’d play hard this entire season because he’s “not Chris Bosh” and that he’s “just like LeBron James.” That’s a little confusing, so here’s a handy chart comparing the three superstars. It should clear everything up.
See? By a 6-3 margin, Carmelo Anthony is just like LeBron James which is why he deserves a chance to play at the championship level. That’s science and math, so it’s basically irrefutable.
Feel free to print this out and give it to your friends if they’re ever wondering who Carmelo Anthony is like. I’m just here to help.