Just today, Carmelo Anthony said he’d play hard this entire season because he’s “not Chris Bosh” and that he’s “just like LeBron James.” That’s a little confusing, so here’s a handy chart comparing the three superstars. It should clear everything up.

See? By a 6-3 margin, Carmelo Anthony is just like LeBron James which is why he deserves a chance to play at the championship level. That’s science and math, so it’s basically irrefutable.

Feel free to print this out and give it to your friends if they’re ever wondering who Carmelo Anthony is like. I’m just here to help.

Comments (9)

  1. Ahhhhh this is one of the best posts I’ve seen. Not to mention you backed up your findings with science, and as everyone knows you can’t argue with science.

  2. Yeah, science is never ever wrong, so neither is this.

  3. Actually, Melo’s head looks bigger after he cut off the braids. The cornrows had a slimming effect.

  4. Yup, 99.0% of the time, scientific facts like this is right. And using a chart is 80% more effective, 70% of the time.

  5. You can use science and statistics to prove anything… 74% of people know that.

  6. 60% of the time it works every time

  7. Carmelo wants to be like Brad Miller

  8. I think everyone in this league wants to be like Brad Miller

  9. Your best post to date kerby. No lie. And I’m including BDL posts

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