Look at Chris Andersen during last night’s game against the Warriors, his first one this season.

That is seriously what he looks like right now.

The dude has a four-inch-tall mohawk with hashmarks etched out of the sides of his hair, a stunning combination of two great haircuts that probably makes him more aerodynamic. Plus, if you didn’t notice, he has stars tattooed on each of his earlobes, which are apparently the latest in his immense collection of body art. He looks like some terrifying mix between a Spartan soldier, a late-70s punk kid and a No Pattern picture book. Incredible.

Needless to say, it’s good to have him back.

Comments (89)

  1. I am a fan of the star tattoo earrings. That is a much wiser decision than those giant hole making things. Also allows him to have the illusion of having earrings in during gameplay.

  2. “Who runs barter town?”

  3. can’t wait to look up birdman in 30 years and see what his neck tat looks like.

  4. Best part is that he highlighted the front of his hawk.

  5. Yeah, like he’ll still be alive 30 years from now

  6. Master Blaster runs Bartertown.

  7. earrings are for girls. tattoos are for followers, and 70′s bikers. what a loser.

  8. He looks ridiculous, kind of an embarrassing carnival freak show

  9. It looks like a really, really bad turtleneck. He must spend hours getting pretty before a game.

  10. I’m all for body art and tattoos, but Birdman your cry for attention has been answered…you look stupid. Just a heads up…every little thought that runs throuhg your head…yeah, you don’t have to listen to them. Good luck at finding a nice tattoo remover in five years.

  11. OK haters, lighten up- he’s not dating your daughter, is he? He’s an entertainer and obviously does not care what anyone thinks, so why say he’s “stupid”. Must be because he’s got more brass in one of his ear tats than all of your sacks put together…

  12. Don’t we all wish we had jobs where we could look how ever we chose? My hat’s off to the Birdman even if I wouldn’t choose that look myself.

  13. I’d like to see him after retirement, with a double chin, how would that make the tat look? It’s his life and obviously has the balls to look and do what he wants, but it still looks very odd, but more power to him.

  14. Hey quentin, you’re a douche

  15. He looks like a thug. I bet him and Pacman are great friends

  16. Hey Booboo, no one cares what you think. Anybody who doesn’t think he looks like a freaking moron needs to rub their eyes and then maybe punch themselves in the face. The guy looks like a freaking idiot.

  17. wtf and who gives a f…both are applicable here.

  18. What the hell is he thinking. If he can, in fact, think. He is a loser

  19. He also has about three more zeros in his bank account then you haters! Im sorry your lives suck…

  20. in a LOOK AT ME society…….birdman sticks out like a sore thumb (which says a LOT).
    I nominate him to be the first man to walk on the Sun!!

    He looks like a tumbling dick-weed . Hater or no hater, he looks foolish and no amount of “zero’s” can take that away from him.

  21. Looks like the Nuggets scrimped on a team psychiatrist.

  22. he can look however he wants to look…I wouldn’t want to look that way, but to each his own. At the same time, the thought into the neck tat seems half thought out to me. Coulda been more dynamic, or a mre creative motif. The ears and hair is cool, but the neck has no character other than “DAMN I’m crazy, ain’t I”.

  23. Is that hair legal in olympic swimming?
    WR2

  24. Call him HAM because he looks worse than a pig’s behind, hah hah. What a dweeb, and any of you clowns who say that looks good is a sheep, baaaaa….baaaaaa!

  25. I love how we all judge someone for being themselves. Where do I pick up my morality police badge? Grown up people, our country gives us the freedom to be ourselves and express ourselves as we please. Enjoy it, soon life will be over and you will be asked why you got to judge others when there is only one judge. Think about it.

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