Look at Chris Andersen during last night’s game against the Warriors, his first one this season.
That is seriously what he looks like right now.
The dude has a four-inch-tall mohawk with hashmarks etched out of the sides of his hair, a stunning combination of two great haircuts that probably makes him more aerodynamic. Plus, if you didn’t notice, he has stars tattooed on each of his earlobes, which are apparently the latest in his immense collection of body art. He looks like some terrifying mix between a Spartan soldier, a late-70s punk kid and a No Pattern picture book. Incredible.
Needless to say, it’s good to have him back.