Sorry, Dwight Howard, but until you can do your “Kiss the Rim” dunk in a game, Blake Griffin gets to be king of the face-dunks.
It is a very prestigious title but it does not come without its dangers. Well, just one, actually: Don’t smash your face in to the rim, lest you look like a cotton-headed ninny muggins. If Blake can manage to avoid doing that, then he’ll have a long and successful reign. All hail Blake Griffin, king of all face-dunks.
One last thing — Brad Miller, you are the best, but just get out of the way, bro. As the center in the NBA who has the absolute least chance of blocking a Blake Griffin dunk, it’s probably a wise move to avoid any potential embarrassment that comes from a guy jumping over you and looking at the rim while he dunks.