http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEa_62JB6s

Why? Because you called refs “control freaks” and that’s a no-no in David Stern’s NBA. Duh.

Also, possibly because you’re wearing velvet pants, though that punishment would come from the fashion police rather than the league office. Nonetheless, definitely worthy of a $35,000 fine.

At least.

(via CSNNE)