Riley, You're a Rich Man

“We call ourselves the ‘Heatles’ like the Beatles.”LeBron James, referencing the greatest, most successful and most popular band of all-time to explain how the Heat can sell out a stadium in Charlotte

(see also: Matt Moore’s “Heatles” reimaginings)

Comments (10)

  1. Even Ringo thinks Juwan has no business on that poster.

  2. The Heatles are clearly in pre-debut album state. Still too many Pete Bests and Stuart Sutcliffes in their current line-up. They still need a goofy drummer, but it might take 2 years until they find him.

    Riley as Brian Epstein, Spoelstra as George Martin? Oh man, I really like this analogy!

  3. Let it be, Juwan Howard.

  4. They need to trade for The Birdman so they can put him on there instead of juwan howard that would be sick

  5. The Heat + The Monkees = The Honkees?

  6. So they can sell out crowds in Charlotte but not Miami? Was LeBron saying nobody went to Beatles concerts in the UK?

  7. Shaq coined “the heatles” when he played in Miami.

  8. dude. udonis haslem should be ringo.

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  10. Even Juwan Howard feels that Juwan Howard has no business being on this poster. The best Heatles poster is here:

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