Just so you guys know, Blake Griffin is a combination of Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Kobe Bryant, Dennis Rodman, LeBron James, Dominique Wilkins and Dwight Howard. No big deal.

That’s just three Hall of Famers, three future Hall of Famers, four MVPs, three Defensive Players of the Year and 57 combined All-Star appearances crammed in to a 21-year-old body that’s played 39 NBA games. Good comparisons, Mike Smith. Better yet, great comparisons. The best comparisons, really. Dude’s a regular Earl Bloom over here.

I’m guessing the outtakes reveal Blake has the mind of Enrico Fermi, the singing voice of Luciano Pavarotti and the clever quips of 1978 Steve Martin. There’s nothing he can’t do.

(via Sebastian Pruiti)