I don’t even know what an Oreo lick race rally is or if it’s a real thing — seriously, this video plays like an SNL digital short with the quick cuts and wailing guitars and general weirdness — but if I had to pick someone in the NBA to lick the creme off an Oreo the fastest, Shaq’s one of the first guys I’d choose. (Also: Glen Davis, Eddy Curry, Lamar Odom and Brandon Jennings.)

But after this video it’s settled. When it comes to licking a sugar/lard mixture off a crunchy chocolate cookie, Shaquille O’Neal is your go-to bro. File that away for safe keeping, because I’m sure it’ll come up again.