Normally, when I think about Kurt Thomas — pretty often, if you must know — I’m usually thinking about how it’s surprising that he led the NCAA in both scoring and rebounding or about how it’s amazing that he’s still in the NBA or if maybe any players have given him the nickname “Crazy Eyes.” Just the usual Kurt Thomas stuff.

But Bulls announcer Stacey King, well, he wants you to think about how sexy Kurt Thomas is. He wants you to think about it so bad he says something about Thomas being sexy every time he does anything. It worked on Joakim Noah (the second voice echoing King’s sexy proclamations in that clip) and it’ll probably work on you. Might as well get used to it.