I have seen Kevin Love play basketball quite a few times, and if there’s one takeaway from that it’s that he’s very, very sweaty. Therefore, I do not want to smell like him. No thanks.

However, I will agree that he should be an All-Star, regardless of whether or not he’s wearing a majestic scarf as he strides through a dimly lit bar that appears to be located inside some sort of garage. Yes to the All-Star, yes to chillin’ with a gigantic stuffed wolf, no to the scent.

Also, no to the scarf, now that I think about it. Kind of unnecessary when you’re indoors. Even in Minnesota.