Kathy “That Girl Who Sang Nate Robinson’s Tweets That One Time” Anderson has both an unwieldy nickname and a new video, which you see right above this sentence. It’s called “Griffin’s Theatre,” it’s heavily Auto-Tuned and it’s sung from the point of view of a net at the Staples Center who has been repeatedly dunked on by Blake Griffin and just wants a hug. Seriously.
Between the Gondry-esque cutouts, a reference to the time Amar’e Stoudemire nodded at Blake after a dunk, and when a huge dude in a tiny Clippers jersey flies across the screen, this is good stuff. Hands down the best song I’ve ever heard from the perspective of a net. No contest.