Bit of a yikes festival tonight, as only one game of the seven offered features two above .500 teams. Not your best work, NBA. Step it up.

Indiana Pacers at Miami Heat
It seems like forever ago that the Pacers beat the Heat, but I’m sure the Heat still remember. Ergo, I bet this is going to be a nasty blowout, like when DJ Quik lets his hair go.

Los Angeles Clippers at Orlando Magic
Again, I’m guessing a blowout. However, Blake Griffin vs. Dwight Howard vs. DeAndre Jordan vs. the rim could be very intense.

Minnesota Timberwolves at Houston Rockets
The last game between these two — a 129-125 Rockets victory — was awesome. One more time, please?

Memphis Grizzlies at Oklahoma City Thunder
Here’s your one winning records game of the night. Memphis lost a tough one last night, so they’re playing the second game of a back-to-back in a very hostile environment. Not good.

San Antonio Spurs at Detroit Pistons
Well, sometimes the Pistons play hard.