Bummer that there’s a pre-roll ad here, but the Onion SportsDome’s latest Shaquille O’Neal takedown is well worth it. I mean, we get a new Shaq nickname, various anatomical jokes and Gary Payton talking science all in the course of 96 seconds. Can’t be beat, except for the time they said he had a heart attack, died, was defibrillated and then suffered a stroke against the Thunder. That wins, but only barely.
And really, with Dirk Nowitzki’s bad ankle, Jason Kidd’s old age and Roddy Beaubois’ injured foot, the Mavericks could probably use a cadaver for some extra tendons. They might even be able to get Caron Butler back with all those additional ligaments. Something to think about.
This is still the best Onion riff on Shaq:
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/shaq-misses-entire-second-half-with-pulled-pork-sa,2895/
I agree Kev. That’s one of my top 5 Onion articles.
This gets points for having GP, though.