One of the best parts about All-Star weekend has to be seeing the insane posters and fliers promoting all of the parties that will be hosted by players over the course of the weekend. I’ve seen some doozies, but knowing Rose’s quiet demeanor, this one has become an instant favorite.

It’s got everything:

  • Partially-naked women: Check.
  • Hard, not-smiling photo of the NBA player: Check.
  • NBA player holding something unidentifiable in outstretched hand: Check.
  • Ridiculously corny name for the evening, in this case “Rose Petals”: Check.

Perfect. I wonder if he’s seen it yet?