“Suite Talk” moves poolside, as Skeets and Tastradumas predict the outcome of every meaningful All-Star event this weekend. Why is Justin Bieber a lock to win Celebrity Game MVP honors? Which roster is more talented: the Rookies or Sophomores? Does anyone have a chance in hell of upsetting Blake Griffin in the Sprite Slam Dunk Contest? And will fresh blood want that All-Star Game MVP, or is it Kobe’s to lose at home?

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Comments (38)

  1. Celebrity MVP: Zachary Levi
    Rook/Soph: Rooks Win. Cousins MVP.
    Skills Challenge: Derrick Rose
    3 Point Shootout: Ray Allen
    Dunk Contest: Blake Griffin

  2. Jimmy Kimmel for celebrity game MVP, Blake Griffin for rookie-sophmore MVP in a rookie win, JaVale McGee winning the dunk contest, Kobe with the hometown allstar game MVP in a West win, and Tas bringing the home the W in whatever contest you crazy kids come up with. It has been spoken.

  3. BTW, James Jones is 30 years old. His legs may be younger, though.

  4. I sincerely hope David Stern goes out there with the Celebrity game MVP trophy, takes the mic and announces Esmeralda Spalding as the winner over Justin Bieber. That would make me so happy.

  5. Celebrity MVP: Ty Burrell cuz he’s awesome
    Rook/Soph: Sophmores Win, Curry MVP (homerism chyeah!)
    Shooting Stars: Team Texas
    Skills Challenge: Rose
    3 Point Shootout: Allen
    Dunk Contest: going out on a limb and going for the upset with Derozan. Working with Jus Fly? Is that fair?
    All-Star MVP: Stoudemire with an East Win. *trollface*

  6. Celebrity MVP: Common
    Rook/Soph: Rookies WIn. Griffin MVP
    Skills Challenge: Derrick Rose
    3 Point Shootout: Dorell Wright
    Dunk Contest: Blake Griffin
    East/West: East Wins. MVP Rose

  7. Exactly, Markus. James Jones has been on benches for years and therefore has young legs. Thanks for backing me up.

  8. Celebrity MVP: Common
    Rook/Soph: Rooks Win. Griffin MVP
    Skills Challenge: Chris Paul
    3 Point Shootout: Ray Allen
    Dunk Contest: Blake Griffin
    Haier Shooting Stars:Team Texas wins
    All Star Game : West WIns, Durant MVP.

  9. Celebrity Game: Justin Bieber
    Rookie/Sophomore: Blake Griffin – Rookie Win
    Shooting Stars: Team Los Angeles
    Dunk Contest: Blake Grifffin
    3 Point Shoot Out: Kevin Durant
    Skills Challenge: Westbrook
    All Star MVP: Dwight Howard East Win. Score: 136-132

    I posted my email if I win!!!

  10. That weather looks great….It’s raining like a mother in NorCal.

    Celebrity MVP: Common
    Rookie/Sophomore: Rooks win, Wall MVP
    Skills Challenge: Derrick Rose
    Shooting Stars: Team Texas
    3 Point: Paul Pierce repeat
    Dunk Contest: JaVale Mcgee
    All Star Game: East win 134 – 118, LeBron James MVP.

  11. Celebrity MVP: Bieber (Jalen Rose is not an NBA Legend)
    Rookie Game: Soph’s, curry gets MVP
    Skills Challenge: Rose
    Shooting Stars: Team Texas
    3 Point: Paul Pierce, again
    Dunk Contest: Demar. I’m feeling it
    All Star Game: East wins 143-135, I say Rose wins MVP

  12. Doesn’t matter who wins. Let’s just hope Carmelo gets traded to an Eastern team during half-time.

  13. celebrity – common
    rookie soph- sophs win mvp blair
    skills challenge- paul
    shooting stars- texas
    3 point- durant
    dunk contest- derozen
    all star game- west durant mvp

  14. Celebrity MVP: Beiber
    Rook/Soph: Soph win. T. Evans MVP
    Skills Challenge: Chris Paul
    3 Point Shootout: JJ
    Dunk Contest: DD
    Haier Shooting Stars:Texas
    All Star Game : East WIns, LeCheat MVP

  15. Celeb MVP: Romeo
    Rook/Soph: Sophs Curry MVP
    Skills Challenge: Rose
    3 Point: Ray Ray
    Dunk Contest: Griffin
    All Star Game: East Howard MVP

  16. Celebrity MVP: Common
    Rook/Soph: Soph/ Stephen Curry MVP
    Skill Challenge: Chris Paul
    Shooting Stars: Team Los Angeles
    3 PT: Ray Allen
    Dunk Contest: Blake Griffin
    All Star Game: East/ Lebron James MVP

  17. Celebrity MVP: Justin Bieber
    Rook/Soph: Blake Griffin
    Shooting Stars: team LA
    Skills Challenge: Russell Westbrook
    3 Point Shootout: Paul Pierce
    Dunk Contest: Blake Griffin
    All-Star MVP: Melo

  18. Celebrity Game – Bieber
    Rook/Soph – Derozan
    Shooting Stars – texas? ok sure
    Skills – Curry
    3 point – Ray Allen
    Dunk Contest – Derozan
    All-Star MVP – Durant

  19. yes, slightly jealous of the Socal weather right now. Norcal is raining like a mofo, but it made swim practice fun!

    CelebGame- Biebs (blegh)
    Rook/Soph- Rooks, with Blake mvp
    Shooting Stars- Team LA
    Skills- CP3
    3 Point- Wright
    Dunk- “milkshake” blake
    All Star- West/Kobe

  20. love this shit! keep it coming guys. looking forward to all these little videos pop up over the all star break.

  21. Yeah, Tas, Griffin will definitely do great “here in his hometown.”…Except he’s from OKC not mark-ass LA. And I can’t wait for Air Congo to drop a nuclear bomb on Skeets’ negativity because he’s got dunk contest experience (in Spain) and will get 2nd place

  22. Celeb MVP: Bieber
    Rook/Soph: Rookies w/ MVP John Wall
    Shooting Stars: Team Texas
    Skills: Rose
    3 Point: Ray Ray
    Dunk: Derozan
    All-Star: East w/ MVP LeBron

  23. Tas and J.E….. DeJuan Blair was Co-MVP last year with Tyreke, and holds the record for most rebounds in the Rookie/Sophomore game; why can’t Blake dominate this game? I think he does, and wins MVP

  24. his mother was a mudder?

  25. Great clip! Skeets actually spoke at the speed of a West coast american! Probably just hasn’t found the good coffee yet! Tas, just a hint. Sunglasses work! Looked like a Chilean coal miner surfacing after 60 days without sunlight!

  26. Celebrity MVP: Common

    Rook/Soph: Rook Win. Wall MVP

    Skills Challenge: Rondo

    3 Point Shootout: Ray Allen

    Dunk Contest: Derozan

    Haier Shooting Stars:Texas

    All Star Game : East WIns, Wade MVP.

  27. Please don’t say “eh” in LA ha ha. But seriously, can you provide a link to get the sweater? Ever since I can remember, the West always have a shitload of size

  28. Celeb MVP: Bieber
    Rook/Soph: Soph – MVP: Blair
    Shooting Stars: Team Texas
    Skills: Curry
    3 Point: Gibson
    Dunk: Derozan
    All-Star: West – MVP: Durant

  29. Celebrity MVP: Zach Levi
    Rook/Soph: Rookies MVP Griffin
    Shooting Stars: Texas
    Skills Challenge: Curry
    3 Point Shootout: Gibson
    Dunk Contest: Griffin
    All-Star: West MVP Durant

  30. Alright, may as well jump in…

    Celebrity Game: Bieber (only because he lost at the Grammys).
    Rook/Soph: Soph, DeRozan.
    Shooting Stars: Texas.
    Skills Challenge: John Wall.
    3pt Shootout: Dorell Wright.
    Dunk Contest: Blake Griffin (can’t imagine him losing this competition).
    All Star Game: WEST. MVP – Kobe (he HAS to win, it’s his fucking court, he ain’t letting Durant take it).

  31. Celebrity MVP: Bieber… who else?
    Rook/Soph: Rookies Win, Wall MVP
    Shooting Stars: Team Texas
    Skills Challenge: Rose
    3 Point Shootout: Pierce
    Dunk Contest: Derozan. He wants it…
    All-Star MVP: Dwight Howard… East Wins.

  32. Celebrity MVP: Pippen
    Rook/Soph: Rookies MVP Griffin
    Shooting Stars: Chicago
    Skills Challenge: Curry
    3 Point Shootout: Allen
    Dunk Contest: Griffin
    All-Star: East Derrick Rose—Derrick went Super Saiyin last night http://www.thebasketbulls.com/derrick-rose-goes-super-saiyin-kamehameha%E2%80%99s-all-over-the-spurs-109-99/

  33. I just listened to a simmons podcast where he and kimmel previewed the celeb game……no mention of Common went they went through the rosters…..

    the NBA site says he’s playing (which is why I’m sure a lot of people picked him). But, if he doesn’t, I’d like to replace my choice of Common with Joel McHale (who they listed as being on Simmons team).

    But, if Common plays, I’ll obviously stand by my original pick.

  34. Celebrity MVP : Who gives a shit? I’ll say Bill Simmons just to annoy people.
    Rookie Game MVP : Wes Matthews!
    Shooting Stars : Chicago
    Skills Challenge : John Wall
    3-point shootout : Ray Allen
    Dunk Contest : DeRozan
    All-Star : West – Durant

  35. Celebrity MVP: Common
    Rook/Soph: Rookies Win. Cousins MVP
    Shooting Stars: Chicago
    Skills Challenge: Stephen Curry
    3 Point Shootout: James Jones
    Dunk Contest: DeMar DeRozan
    East/West: West wins 138-122. Durant MVP.

  36. Rookies – Sopho 1
    3′s Durant
    Dunks – Blake
    Skills – Rose
    All Star : West

  37. You spend 2 minutes on the celeb game and no time on Shooting Stars?
    How can I know who to bet on? Answer: I don’t.
    I’m betting on Team Texas. If I lose, you’ll know.

    A Thunder Sweep in all events
    (Sophmores w/ Harden as MVP, Durant in 3PT, Dunk Ibaka Flocka Flame, Skills Westbrook, All-Star West w/ Durant as MVP.)

  38. Celebs are about to start and Common is playing, so I’m sticking with my original pick.

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