This is going to be a very tough decision, but I have all the confidence in the world that all you Jonesers out there will be able to make the right choice. Simply put, you need to figure out which of these two mishaps is most egregious — Michael Beasley’s willowy Afro or Andray Blatche’s misspelled jersey. Like I said, tough call but you can do it.

Photographic evidence of each is present after the jump, along with some reasons why each might be the worst.

Michael Beasley’s hair is the worst because…

  • He did it on purpose.
  • This isn’t a Bone Thugs-n-Harmony video.
  • He’s done this beforetwice — and still doesn’t realize he looks ridiculous.

Andray Blatche’s jersey is the worst because…

  • As Unsilent Majority told me, “‘Baltche’ is the same noise I make when Dray takes a fadeaway j with 14 seconds left on the shot clock.”
  • It’s really hard to understand how this mistake could be made when you have the letters in front of you as there is basically no alternate spelling for “Blatche.”
  • This is the third time something like this has happened to the Wizards in 33 days.

Choose wisely.

Comments (11)

  1. I can’t hate on Beasley’s hair seeing how i used to rock something similar years ago, back when not a single fuck was given haha. Wtf was i thinking? So I choose Baltche.

  2. is ‘The Fix’ back today?

  3. Baltche gets the “worst” win. I think Beasley does this every once in a while just to make sure we’re still paying attention.

  4. Well B-easy’s hair is defenetly an improvement. Lion King > The Last Samurai!

  5. I miss Moochie Norris. Kind of.

  6. The Wizards really need to fire the guy that’s in charge of their uniforms!!!

  7. Yeah, it’s comical how bad the uniform guy for the wizards is. How does this keep happening to them?

  8. I’d have to go with Beasely, he CHOSE to wear his hair like that…blatche didn’t choose to spell his name wrong…well he might have cause he knew how terrible the wiz were going to be all year

  9. What is wrong about Beasley’s hair in the first place. I think it’s okay. But I also do not have fro-able hair and think what Rodman, Artest, Crash and others did with theirs, i.e. Mamba’s mini-fro, my vote probably doesn’t count.

    Besides that Baltche is such a baltch mistake …

  10. “Beasely”? Joel, did you just apply to the Wizards’ ‘uniform department’?

  11. My vote is definitely the jersey.

    The bad hair just says I’m immature and wanted something different, the jersey says I’m on a completely incompetent team

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