“Direct hit, Lieutenant. Agent 4/1 neutralized. Next target, Agent 23/6, in sights. Permission to fire when ready.”

“Permission granted, Sergeant. Fire when ready.”

“Agent 23/6 targeted. Shot fired. Negative. Bullet seems to have bounced off his skin. Never seen that before.”

“…God knows I have.”

Comments (9)

  1. Oh Chris………..

  2. Chris is the perfect Italian soccer player. That – and not just going on vacation – should be his lockout job.

  3. probably just stunned he shot 1-18.

  4. I’m a flopper! (Like a Bosh!)
    I can sell it! (Like a Bosh!)
    Want some prizes! (Like a Bosh!)
    As an actor! (Like a Bosh!)

  5. It’s a sad world that we live in when arena security checks must include screening for giant sniper-rifles. Very sad indeed.

  6. I don’t get the commentators. First they seem to doubt the contact, but after watching the replay (which shows Bosh’s head basically still as the elbow goes by, followed by a sudden jerk in the wrong direction), they’re more convinced.

  7. Gotta agree with Alex on this one…total soccer flop right there. Manu would be proud

  8. Dan Devine came up with the best quiote, “C’mon, that is how guys get hurt. That is how serious injuries happen. You’ve got to watch people’s faces. I know guys want to turn to face up to the basket and everything, but we all want to play and provide for our families and not have to get a nose job.”

  9. f@cking cheating, f@cking cheater.

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