Wha’ Happened?: 1-18

Chicago Bulls 93, Miami Heat 89
Great win for the Bulls, who are now 2-0 against the Heat. But enough about the best team ever — let’s talk about how Chris Bosh went 1-18 with his one make coming in the second quarter. There is “Like a Bosh” and then there’s “Like a Bosh.” This was the second one.

Denver Nuggets 89, Boston Celtics 75
You know what the Celtics could have used during the Nuggets’ 16-0 run that ended the game? A hulking defensive-minded center and a quick-as-a-wink scoring guard. Unfortunately, Mark Eaton and Kevin Johnson have been retired for years.

NOTE: Posting will be slow today because I feel like someone has been repeatedly karate chopping me in the throat for the past two days. Breathing shouldn’t be this hard. There’ll still be some posts, just not as many.