On today’s episode of “Growing Pains” — written and directed by Leigh Ellis — Dr. Seaver (played by Dwyane Wade) and Maggie Seaver (LeBron James) compete to see which one is a better D.J. and fourth-quarter closer. Meanwhile, Mike (Miller) discovers he has values (but no shooting touch), Carol (Erik Spoelstra) learns to think for herself instead of going along with the crowd, and Ben (Chris Bosh) continues his quest for manhood. Also, “Boner” (um,
Matt Bonner Mike Bibby) leaves to join the United States Marines.