Not sure why Kobe Bryant is so upset with Lamar Odom at the 19-second mark, but I’m guessing it has something to do with beating him to the lucrative unisex fragrance market. Most people know that that’s one of the five fastest growing revenue streams for 2011, as determined by Forbes magazine. Understandable why Kobe would be heated, since Lamar knew he’d been planning “Scent of a Mamba” for a long time.

But with that question answered, another one needs to be addressed — what is up with Phil Jackson’s stinkeye? Did he just get his wisdom teeth removed? Is he celebrating Ricky Sargulesh? Does he consider himself a churning urn of burning funk? I need answers because that’s weird.