Usually you hear “Eastern European hitman” or “Central European hitman” any time someone brings up who Marcin Gortat resembles. Rarely do you get Eastern European puppet vampire or vaguely European bumbling supervillain from “that movie,” but you can certainly see where the Suns broadcast team is coming from.

Nonetheless, probably the best use of in-game airtime since Clyde Drexler realized that Kyle Korver and Ashton Kutcher look similar. Maybe the best since the halcyon days of Stacey King dubbing former Washington Bullet Oleksiy Pecherov “Stewie.” Heady times. Literally.