There’s not any things scarier in life than a 6-foot-11, 240 lb. missile of muscle rocketing towards you at full speed, but those are the risks of sitting front row at a Knicks game. It’s not all Kim Kardashian’s sweet, sweet booty. Sometimes you end up with a full-fledged Dwight Howard in your lap.

Of course, I’m sure Shaq’s going to get all upset about this. After all, terrifying fans by flying in to the stands is his thing.