There’s not any things scarier in life than a 6-foot-11, 240 lb. missile of muscle rocketing towards you at full speed, but those are the risks of sitting front row at a Knicks game. It’s not all Kim Kardashian’s sweet, sweet booty. Sometimes you end up with a full-fledged Dwight Howard in your lap.

Of course, I’m sure Shaq’s going to get all upset about this. After all, terrifying fans by flying in to the stands is his thing.

Comments (6)

  1. Dwight, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for attempted murder.

  2. Hey Trey,

    Kim’s booty resides at Nets games.

  3. Word up on that. I’m just comparing front row experiences.

  4. Anyone notice the guy in the suit around 8 seconds in that goes for the high five and gets ignored? Those moments are magical.

  5. I did not notice that, but now I did and am laughing so much. Covered it up well by trying to clap it out.

  6. Dwight is way over 240 lbs.

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