March 29, 2011 will go down in history as the day LeBron James skipped player introductions in a return to Cleveland because he had to go to the bathroom. Seriously, someone should add it to his Wikipedia page because that’s hilarious. On a scale from 1 to 10 on a list of amusing reasons to miss anything, making poops is easily a 10. Really wrecks the curve.

So sorry, Kings Gustav III and IV of Sweden who were respectively assassinated and forcibly removed from office on the 29th of March in 1792 and 1809, but your tragic ends are no longer the most famous events to have occurred on this day in history. Nope, LeBron James taking a doody snags the top spot.

As Oscar Wilde once said, “Any fool can make history, it takes a genius to write it.” Be that genius.

Comments (4)

  1. He was probably playing Words with Friends

  2. [...] losing streak, that time Chris Bosh got hit in the face with a ball and CryGate. Not sure where PoopGate falls, but it’s my personal favorite.Houston Rockets 112, New Jersey Nets 87 Don’t [...]

  3. Guess when he wanted to be Like Mike, he meant the movie

  4. Props for that one, Hugh.

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