TBJ Top 5, featuring nothing

No NBA tonight, so take this chance to do something special with your free time.

UCONN Huskies vs. Butler Bulldogs (CBS — 9:23pm ET)
Hey, it’s basketball. Plus, one or two of these guys are even good enough to play in the NBA.

Eat a Burrito
Burritos are delicious.

WWE Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (USA — 8pm ET)
I was unaware that the WWE had a Hall of Fame, though I guess that makes sense. This year,  “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan and Shawn Michaels are the headliners. Plus, Drew Carey is being inducted for some reason. Definitely tune in for that part.

Tonight Show (NBC — 1130pm ET)
Tracy Morgan is the first guest tonight, which means it doesn’t even matter that Jay Leno is the host. Just let Tracy do his thing, man.

Bethenny Ever After (Bravo — 10pm ET)
If you happen to encounter my wife this evening, don’t remind her that this show is new tonight.