Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Derrick Rose Dunk Expo, where you’ll find the latest and greatest in Derrick Rose dunks. Over here we have the alley-oop one-hander, which is sure to be a crowd-pleaser at your next barbecue, quinceaƱera or graduation party. People of all ages love the alley-oop one-hander thanks to its beauty and scarcity. You don’t see the alley-oop one-hander very often, but when you do it’s quite the treat.

Come right this way and I’ll show you the double-clutch reverse.

Derrick Rose’s double-clutch reverse is known around the world, largely in part to his performance in the 2009 Skills Challenge. Since then, Rose has brought out the double-clutch reverse for special occasions, like playing in Madison Square Garden. The double-clutch reverse can be yours for a limited time only, so don’t miss out on the chance to have your very own piece of history.

Last but not least, the backbone of the Derrick Rose Dunk Expo — the Sprewell.

Ah yes, the Sprewell — the dunk of choice for Derrick Rose, and a slam that gets better with age. Everyone loves the power and jaw-dropping athleticism on display in each and every Sprewell and our latest version is no exception. Look at how easily he elevates, cocks the ball back and jams it home with authority. There’s a reason it’s our best-seller. Get yours today.

Thanks for coming to the Derrick Rose Dunk Expo. We hope you’ve enjoyed your time here today. And remember, any time you want to see the latest and greatest in Derrick Rose’s dunks, just hurry on back. We’re open until June 16, and we’d love to see you again.