Wha' Happened?: It's all over

Four word reviews of every game last night, because actual sentences would take way too long.

Orlando Magic 94, Indiana Pacers 72
OK, whatever. Playoff time.

Detroit Pistons 104, Philadelphia 76ers 100
Stuckey, Jrue, nothing else.

Milwaukee Bucks 110, Oklahoma City Thunder 106 OT
Third straight meaningless win.

Utah Jazz 107, Denver Nuggets 103
Big ups, Gordon Hayward.

Charlotte Bobcats 96, Atlanta Hawks 85
Sixth straight loss — discouraging.

Houston Rockets 121, Minnesota Timberwolves 102
Diddy was there. Why?

Dallas Mavericks 121, New Orleans Hornets 89
Big win totally wasted.

Miami Heat 97, Toronto Raptors 79
Eddie House had 35?!?!?!?!

Chicago Bulls 97, New Jersey Nets 92
Your top seed overall.

Cleveland Cavaliers 100, Washington Wizards 93
Cavs, amazingly, not worst.

Boston Celtics 112, New York Knicks 102
This win means nothing.

Los Angeles Clippers 110, Memphis Grizzlies 103
Miss you, Blake Griffin.

Golden State Warriors 110, Portland Trail Blazers 86
Blazers get Dallas. Nice.

Phoenix Suns 106, San Antonio Spurs 103
Uh oh, Manu’s hurt.

Los Angeles Lakers 116, Sacramento Kings 108 OT
Kobe Bryant isn’t sentimental.

Comments (4)

  1. I’m glad the Cs win doesn’t mean a thing, cuz’ it sure looks like they’re better 6 through 15 than the Knicks are 3 through 15…

  2. Gordon Hayward. Who knew?

  3. I totally freaked out about the Manu elbow, until I saw it’s his right elbow that he hyperextended. I think he’ll be fine. He’ll blow himself out this postseason, but at least he’ll have a year to deal with it.

  4. It’s not over. April 14th 2011, the day Sacramento dropped the Burkle bomb.

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