On today’s LONGEST SHOW EVER, Skeets and Tas hit you with their first of many NBA Playoff winners and losers. Hot: the Memphis Grizzlies (for numerous reasons, including a new baby), MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS PAUL, ol’ man Kidd, and, well, any NBA fan on the planet. (What a freakin’ weekend!) Not: Heat “fans,” the Nuggets last couple of minutes, ‘Melo and Monty McCutchen, MIA Pau Gasol, and anyone on the Orlando Magic’s roster NOT named Dwight or Jameer. Enjoy, comment away, and embrace the day.