I guess this is a thing now, point guards getting lap dances from a lady dressed like a combination of cotton candy, Sophia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette” and one of those big swirly lollipops. Seems chill. Kinda makes you want to learn how to dribble and pass really well.

Nicki’s tour is in Los Angeles this Friday. Don’t be surprised if Derek Fisher is mysteriously missing from that night’s game.